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Choir rehearsal for dummies: doing it in a pandemic

Step 1: Get the government on your side. If they say you can, then you can.

Step 2: Get the university on your side.

If they say you can't, then you can't. (Even if step one was followed)

Step 3: Order cool singing masks from overseas.

Step 4: Wait for the ship blocking the Suez Canal to be unstuck so your ship carrying your masks can get here.

Step 5: Divide the choir into small equal groups.

Step 6: Sanitise everything and everyone. Hand out the masks.

Step 7: SING!

Step 8: If a third wave hits your country, wait for it to blow over. Repeat steps 1, 2, 5 and 6.





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